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Today was 4/20, and we pretended to be high for Hitler's birthday, or something like that.
We wore douche-y sunglasses and our hoods up and laughed at everything.

It was actually really funny, my friend Brandon was a lot better at it than I was though.
At one point we were walking around "eating" crackers like the god damn cookie monster we got  crumbs everywhere. Nobody said anything at all.
It was great.