A few months ago I got a Yorkiepoo puppy and he is the deadliest thing I've ever encountered.
Don't let his looks fool you, he may only be 4lbs and barely more than a foot long, but holy shit, this little motherfucker will rip you to shreds. He is a killing machine, bent on blood and he will not rest until you're good and dead.
No, I didn't really kick down my friend's door dressed as Kamina and jump onto her table to give an inspiring speech; although I was obsessed with Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann for quite some time and I would quote it all the time. The closest this came to happening was when I brought my core drill and Gurren Lagann action figure to our weekly D&D meetings and half of the party was distracted the whole time. The Dungeon Master was not happy with me that day. Anyway, Gurren Lagann: 10/10, would watch again. If you haven't seen it you should go do that right now. It's great.
Last Monday I was invited to a bonfire at a friends house and when we got there we found everyone tearing apart her neighbors house without warning.
Apparently her neighbor had moved and left a lot of her stuff for whoever wanted it. There were numerous funny hats, LOTS of strange objects, and some kind of religious article around every corner. It was a lot of fun, especially since there was so much weird stuff lying around.
I'm back and better than ever! Or maybe I'm just exactly the same, you'll just have to wait and see!
I'm sorry I haven't updated in a few months, but I'd like to see you update a blog from the depths of the ocean.
But in all seriousness, everyone seemed to like these and wanted me to make more so here you go.
I'll be updating on a whenever-I-feel-like basis, so you could see several posts a day or none or a few a week. Who knows, it's half the fun!