Hurry Up Before All The Good Loot's Gone!

Last Monday I was invited to a bonfire at a friends house and when we got there we found everyone tearing apart her neighbors house without warning.

Apparently her neighbor had moved and left a lot of her stuff for whoever wanted it. There were numerous funny hats, LOTS of strange objects, and some kind of religious article around every corner. It was a lot of fun, especially since there was so much weird stuff lying around. 

TWO POINT OH.

I'm back and better than ever! Or maybe I'm just exactly the same, you'll just have to wait and see!
I'm sorry I haven't updated in a few months, but I'd like to see you update a blog from the depths of the ocean.
But in all seriousness, everyone seemed to like these and wanted me to make more so here you go.
I'll be updating on a whenever-I-feel-like basis, so you could see several posts a day or none or a few a week. Who knows, it's half the fun!